. . .Sergei.

As easily deduced from his snazzy trench coat and shades, he’s a spy. He’s originally from D.C. (actually Russia first, then D.C.), but now he lives on my refrigerator. He likes it there. I like him there. If my house was infiltrated by KBG agents (as a former KBG agent himself, he’d recognized them all), Sergei would warn me, and possibly even tip off the FBI. Because he’s cool like that. Cooler than James Bond, even.

Why is he Russian, you ask? Well. . .look at him. Doesn’t he look like a Russian spy?

До свидания! (Da sveedaneeya) from the Tale-Weaver.

(That’s “good-bye”, in Sergei’s native language.)


7 responses »

  1. Sarah says:

    Wow, what a useful little friend. Much better than those pesky gnomes. (Though admittedly he rather resembles a gnome.)

  2. propjets says:

    He made us happy and secure so we thought we’d share with you. 🙂

  3. I am hoping he will help solve your KGB gnome problem once and for all… hahaha.
    I miss you ❤

  4. […] for an English class. I hold the copyright to these words, and if you violate that copyright, well, Sergei the Spy-Gnome is watching you. . […]

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